You make me waste my time by coming to the door.
You find it real important to give me a flier about church and Jesus Christ. Have you even imagined the possibility that…I don’t care?
I urge you to quit coming to my house and knowing my name and giving me God fliers without assuming that I am not a believer.
Believing in something is good for some. It is quite irritating to force it onto others.
I’m not a church person nor am I a fanatic who wears sweaters and really long skirts.
Stop trying to convert because you are like a plague and your religion has already spread throughout the world. Isn’t that enough?
Leave me be and go attend church every Sunday.
I just want to spray water all over your faces!