A 120 years since your birth! Have a grand day, Rudy!
Make sure you shag Pola Negri on a bed strewn with rose petals, as you both did in the night of your first lovemaking. God knows she loved telling that story. You were the love of her life. Do make that killer meat sauce!
My sister refers to you as “the love of my life” and can easily recall the day when I forced her to attend a restored screening of Son of the Sheik and fell for your mannerisms.
Don’t forget to play with your beloved dog Kabar!
And please let’s cherish this moment in cinema history…..
And his butt
AND HIS EYEBROWS
And my favorite moment of any of his films….
And the only time his voice was ever recorded…..
PALE HANDS BESIDE THE FUCKING SHALIMAR